Tribal Wives

How Metody is wondering does he get in touch with man who is making ‘Tribal Wives’ in it? Metody he see white English women - particular unlikeable, troublesome, spoilt and shiny of face. These is dropped into the middle of remote tribes, to spend a time being a native wife, with “hilarious result”. How these women do yelp, whine, squealing, have tantrum and weep when faced with leaves, mice, rain and hole in ground for shits, and for the time of their stay in forest, their talk is only of “My hair is going frizzy!” and “I'm not eating that!”

I think here in Llanelli in my bijou flat and with special loving, this would be to start an effect on any lady, say she come from Northants or such. Some manner of celebration would end in lady getting a drunk on tin cider, and dancing, and having surprisingly good time until she drops onto floor and is maybe ill there. I know there would be star-gazing stupefaction so that she tells that it make you realise how small you really are, and then there would be weeping on wash-day. This man is so poor, but Metody share whatever he've got with a crying voman. More so if I've got what she've lost.

At end, lady would absolutely be going home “a new woman” - which would be confirmed by fact she now had blonde hair, and wore no panties, “to always remind me of this special place.”

With luck it would be a regressive, clichéd, culturally ignorant, borderline racist piece of spiteful misogyny, and with devil's own luck you people would probably watch it anyway.